SO, around 4 am Saturday morning I woke up to the very weird feeling of something on me ….. I look down and there is a HUGE WOLF SPIDER ON MY ARM !!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I Jump out of the bed screaming at the TOP OF MY LUNGS !!! SPIDER SPIDER BAAABE THEIR IS A SPIDER IN THE BED !!! KILL IT KILL IT !!!! Matthew however sleeps like the dead so I had to scream some more, =). He wakes up and is like where?? where is it ?? It had gotten under my pillow !! He gently lifts the corner of the pillow and out it skedaddles across the bed !!! SMASH !!! He’s dead with the swift blow of a flip flop!!!!! BUT IT WAS PREGNANT !!!! OOOOOH the HORROR of seeing little spiders on your just clean, just washed sheets !!!!! My knight in shining armor killed those too, my hero …. Since the spider had been killed on my side of the bed I could not sleep on that side, so we switched sides … needless to say I still did not get much sleep! Every little itch I would jump, then Matt put his hand on my arm and I jumped clean through the roof!!! Which he of course thought was hilarious. Hmph! Thank God for the people that invented Raid! I love them.
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SPIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER !!!!!!!
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